Revenge Film Fanatic Gifts

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Vladimir Putin

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

Revenge of the little fish.

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"