Revenge Story Aficionados Gifts

Ginger Snaps.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

Revenge of the little fish.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.