Revenge Narrative Fan Gifts

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Thomas Keneally

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Late, as usual."

Revenge of the little fish.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Slug Revenge