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The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.
Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
Thomas Keneally
Revenge had come.
"In the hat! In the hat!"
"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."
"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."
'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'
'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'
Ginger Snaps.
'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'
'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'
Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.
'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'
Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.
'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'
Tunnel of Vengeance.
Revenge of the Mallards.
News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.
Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.
"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."
"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"
Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.
"Late, as usual."
Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf
"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."
"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."
"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."
The Chicken's Revenge.
"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."
"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"
Revenge of the little fish.
"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"
Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.
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