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Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'Do you have one where the little bunny runs his big yap till he gets what's coming to him?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Ginger Snaps.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"What?"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

Revenge of the little fish.