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Tunnel of Vengeance.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"What?"

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

Revenge of the little fish.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.