Revenge Plot Fan Gifts

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Ginger Snaps.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Revenge of the Terror Elk

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

Revenge of the little fish.