Revenge Plot Admirer Gifts

Revenge is sweet

Dog walking Human.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Love Birds love just being together

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

If Shakespeare were alive today

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Bull with gun

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

A Fish using a six pack of beer to catch a fisherman.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Live Bait.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Son measuring father.

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."