Revenge Plot Connoisseur Gifts

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Love me little, love me long.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Heaven

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

Live Bait.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'