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'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Love me little, love me long.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Heaven

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Live Bait.

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."