Revenge Plot Aficionado T-Shirts

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Subway Thrillers

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

Live Bait.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Hedgehogs revenge.

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"What?"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Spoiler alert!"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Revenge of the little fish.