Validation Seekers Gifts

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"They’re real."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Is this who I am?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"