Validation Seekers Pillows

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"They’re real."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Is this who I am?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."