Validation Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you do egos?'

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Waiting for the results.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Exam Room.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."