Approval Seekers Pillows

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'