'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'
Agreement Seeker Pillows
A cozy pillow that cheerfully celebrates their harmony-seeking nature, making their space as welcoming as their attitude—great for relaxing after a day of team success.
"Did we all just agree to disagree or just disagree to agree?"
Butterfly Woman
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
Group Think Time
Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'
Collective Psyche
Exit only.
"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."
"Have you tried carbon dating?"
"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"
'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."
It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.
'Big advantage!!'
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'
The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.
"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."
Spud dating.
'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'
Put it in writing!
'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'
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Agreement Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for agreement seekers—bring a touch of humor and harmony to their coffee breaks.
Agreement Seeker Prints
Decorate with prints that honor agreement seekers—ideal for inspiring harmony and teamwork in any space.
Agreement Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for agreement seekers—style and humor that celebrates their love of consensus.