Godly Agreement Seeker Pillows

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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Get an afterlife!'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"And God called the light day."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Priest And Aliens

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

"Religion?"

John Smyth (Baptist)

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

Jesus is the Saviour...

'You might want to let that one go...'

A monk, pointing upwards