Godly Agreement Seeker Gifts

Put it in writing!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Get an afterlife!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"And God called the light day."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Priest And Aliens

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

It was the day Malcolm found God.

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

"Religion?"

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

John Smyth (Baptist)

Jesus is the Saviour...

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

A monk, pointing upwards