Approval Seekers T-Shirts

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.