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Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Free love

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

A woman bows to the crowd

HornyWood

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"I won it for being lice-free."

"This won best award show last year."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

Shipping contract.

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.