Approval Aficionado Mugs

Approval Heaven

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Free love

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

HornyWood

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

A woman bows to the crowd

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"I won it for being lice-free."

"This won best award show last year."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

Shipping contract.

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."