Validation Seeker Prints

"I feel I always need my opinions validated...Am I right?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I only come up here to have my opinions validated."

Social media likes

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Ooh's and Ahh's for your iPhone pics $1.00/minute

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"But what about all the "likes" I got over the years?"

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Is this who I am?"

Tic-tac-toe

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.