Online Validation Seeker Prints

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Computer spying.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

How do they know me so well?

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"