Proof Seeker Gifts

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Booster shots

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Letters escape from a caged book.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Truth

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'