Capital Seeker Gifts

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."