Clout Seeker Gifts

'According to this, we don't get any clout until we're alumni.'

Muscles

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Likes: $2.

Ice fisher.

Warrior Woman

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tic-tac-toe

Problem Solving

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Exercise Bars

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'