Clout Seeker Prints

'According to this, we don't get any clout until we're alumni.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Muscles

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Likes: $2.

Ice fisher.

Bench Press Accident

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Warrior Woman

"We're exclusively delts."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Tic-tac-toe

Problem Solving

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Skiing

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'