Startup Seeker Gifts

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Opening the door to new customers

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Innovation & Calculation

Robot Painter

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'