Innovation Seeker Gifts

New, Improved Cat

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Breakthrough

Profits from gene patenting.

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'Basically, we're looking for cost-effective, efficient tried and true ideas that look like bold innovation thinking while not scaring the poop out of everyone.'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'This is the department of staying ahead of the curve...you want the bureau of thinking outside the box.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'Oh, it seems he found a way how we can outsmart the ethics committee!'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

'He's a visionary.'

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

"Do you realise it's been eighteen months since you shouted 'eureka'?"

Genius

'They're waiting for the wheel to be invented.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'Yeah, it's a neat invention, but I haven't found a practical use for it yet.'

' A good idea '

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."

Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.

'I take it your idea is a money saver.'

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

Stop now and get some new ideas.