Innovation Seeker Gifts

New, Improved Cat

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Breakthrough

Profits from gene patenting.

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'Basically, we're looking for cost-effective, efficient tried and true ideas that look like bold innovation thinking while not scaring the poop out of everyone.'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'This is the department of staying ahead of the curve...you want the bureau of thinking outside the box.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'Oh, it seems he found a way how we can outsmart the ethics committee!'

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Do you realise it's been eighteen months since you shouted 'eureka'?"

'He's a visionary.'

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

Genius

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

'They're waiting for the wheel to be invented.'

'Yeah, it's a neat invention, but I haven't found a practical use for it yet.'

"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"All those in favor Retweet."

Robots In The Boardroom

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

"This will sell!"

'You need to think outside the box.'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."