Startup Seeker T-Shirts

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Opening the door to new customers

Breakthrough

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Innovation & Calculation

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

AI Safety Officer

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Robot Painter

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius