Start-up Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Teddy, did you agree to sell an idea to Google for one point two seven billion?"

NB Indust Inc - World Corporate HDQs - 'We're just beginning'.

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"You can call them up and they come round and talk you out of it..."

Launderade.

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

Out of E-Business

Akme Mannequin Factory

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robot Parts $5

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Setting up companies

Home for the Holidays

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'