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"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Likes: $2.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Online Shopping.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Primordial Schmooze

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Home is where the WiFi is."