Internet Startup Enthusiast Gifts

"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Likes: $2.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Mark Zuckerberg

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Online Shopping.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'Wow, my own desk!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Primordial Schmooze

"Home is where the WiFi is."