Internet Entrepreneur Gifts

Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman' Sponsored by Internet Sales Company

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Dot commie

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

You Have New Mail

The president of MySpace.com at home.

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

Larry Page

.com

Internet Cafe

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

"We've merged with google."

Mark Zuckerberg

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

dot. com executive toys

Computer with a net trying to catch men/butterflies.

Mark Zuckerberg

www.sadbastard.com

Online Shopping.

Freeserve/Freefall.

Boss … Armstrong … I created a "Trump Generator." You input questions, and it outputs random nouns and adverbs strung together with words like "fantastic." I put it online a few days ago, and already it's getting 500,000 visitors per day. I guess what I'm asking is, why do all Trump's answers all of a sudden end with "visit House of Java Cafe, it's tremendous. It's run by a very smart man named Armstrong." I have no idea what you're talking about. By the way, did you know Russian hackers are sur

Dot Sucks

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Where your mind & battle are los

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."