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Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman' Sponsored by Internet Sales Company

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Dot commie

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

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'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

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Internet Cafe

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

"We've merged with google."

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

dot. com executive toys

Computer with a net trying to catch men/butterflies.

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Online Shopping.

Freeserve/Freefall.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Where your mind & battle are los

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Welcome to the future"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'