Start-up Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Setting up companies

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'