Startup Seekers T-Shirts

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Breakthrough

Innovation & Calculation

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Robot Painter

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

AI Safety Officer

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Foxhole - digging robot

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"