Unseen Value Seeker Gifts

Detectorist meteorite.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

WHACK!

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Hospital Departments

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Welcome."

'It's Blurred.'

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."