Qualification Questioner Gifts

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"What's it all about?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

Qualifications

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

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