Qualification Questioner T-Shirts

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Life is About Learning

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Newly Qualified Teacher.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

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