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Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

The First Commuters

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

TSA Lines

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Frequently Asked Questions

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.