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"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Where were the wise women?'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

God hounded by the media.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Trying to hold on to the question.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Questioning

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Does this bird make me look fat?"