Sound Questioner Gifts

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Where were the wise women?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

God hounded by the media.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Trying to hold on to the question.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Questioning

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Does this bird make me look fat?"