Questioner Gifts

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Do Guns Kill?

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Where were the wise women?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The big questions in life.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Life is About Learning

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

God hounded by the media.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'