Questioner Pillows

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Do Guns Kill?

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Where were the wise women?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

God hounded by the media.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Trying to hold on to the question.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'