Cardio Kings And Queens T-Shirts

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Exercise Class

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Running

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Nordic Career-Trak

January Joiner

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Buns Of Veal.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler