Cardio Contender T-Shirts

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Buns Of Veal.

"Still on your left."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"Damn speed hump!"

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Academy.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Gym workout.

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"