Cardio Contender T-Shirts

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Buns Of Veal.

"Still on your left."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Congratulations! The secret to life is a good cardio workout.

Gym workout.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"