Cardio Queen T-Shirts

In, Out and Shake it All About.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Miss America IQ Pageant

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Clubbing

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Buns Of Veal.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'