Cardio Queen Pillows

In, Out and Shake it All About.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Clubbing

Man running

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Buns Of Veal.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'