Cardio King/queen Pillows

Buns Of Veal.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

George Michael

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Running

"OK, ready to go again?"

Exercise Class

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Tina Turner

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.